Who hasn’t been late to work or school and had to make up some stupid lie to avoid getting in even more trouble? As a former retail manager, I heard the most absurd lies you can imagine. Even worse, sometimes people are dim and will call out of work or school, only to forget they are friends with their boss on social media.
Then they get busted for lying because they just HAD to post that picture of them of raging with their friends. People took to reddit to share some of their more ridiculous stories they told to a boss/teacher/friend. In this case, however, these crazy lies are actually true.
via – radass