Won a bet against my boss nearly a year ago. Came into work to see that he finally paid me…
Found this at my job.
I’m a little alarmed at how eager my girlfriend was to catch the bouquet at my sisters wedding.
Punch
Perfect timing
intelligent life
Asked my students for their seating preferences . . . #deskrimination
When you wake up and think “today I want to make it on People Of Walmart”
She’s six weeks old and already realizing the struggle of being a Lions fan.
Alcohol Impairs Judgement
Ummmmm….ok?
Google on chrome rims
I still don’t understand this

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