You can tell the age of a Christmas Tree by counting the lines of duct tape on the box.
So the pizza guy fell in my fish pond last night..
The Curious Case of Midnight the Dog
One-man crime spree
Realistic Wedding Vows
Freshly washed ballerinas
My buddy after the Vikings game
My girlfriend is upset I still haven’t taken down my Christmas tree. I think I just bought myself another week
Paul’s productivity at work today
Just think of what the future will bring!
The perfect break.
Handle bar mustache
Aziz Ansari at the Golden Globes
What it’s like owning a cat
…So I met Tweety Bird’s Granny on the tube yesterday.
Getting some mixed signals here…