I went to a vending machine, and I hit the button for Root Beer…
Some discrimination to start the day
You feelin froggy?
We are the public education system
Enough is enough, I’m going to just sit here on the trash…
You know you have hard times when you toss your credit card into the wishing well.
Mine too, mine too…
I said MAYBEEEEEEE
My brother gave our Netflix password to a friend and they started using my profile. I reacted swiftly.
An athletic beer pong dunk
Asking Emma Watson Out
Angry birds were too boring
Look at this adorable little smiling guy.
Never Trust Your Sister With A John Deere Tractor.
Induction heating a metal rod
This Dog thinks he’s an ambulance
Uber driver makes passengers dance to The Weeknd!!