With Valentines around the corner…
Roses are red
violets are blue
your rectum is bleeding
and I’ve lost a shoe
Sex with you
Would be pretty great
But this poster
Suggests we wait.
Roses are red
We all know this ditty
I’m the Loch Ness Monsta!
An’ imma need tree fitty
Violets are purple,
Roses are thorny.
I don’t know
whether I’m hungry or horny.
Roses are red
The bedroom beckons
Spread your legs
And give me ten seconds
Roses are red
Now here comes your chance
Too late, never mind
I just jizzed in my pants
Roses are Red,
Violets are Glorious.
Don’t try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Alzheimer’s sucks
Roses are red
via – imgur
