The Dirty Side of Valentine Day Explained Correctly

With Valentines around the corner…

Pic 1

Roses are red

violets are blue

your rectum is bleeding

and I’ve lost a shoe

Pic 2

Sex with you

Would be pretty great

But this poster

Suggests we wait.

Pic 3

Roses are red

We all know this ditty

I’m the Loch Ness Monsta!

An’ imma need tree fitty

Pic 4

Violets are purple,

Roses are thorny.

I don’t know

whether I’m hungry or horny.

Pic 5

Roses are red

The bedroom beckons

Spread your legs

And give me ten seconds

Pic 6

Roses are red

Now here comes your chance

Too late, never mind

I just jizzed in my pants

Pic 7

Roses are Red,

Violets are Glorious.

Don’t try to surprise,

Oscar Pistorius

Pic 8

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Alzheimer’s sucks

Roses are red

via – imgur


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