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I bought my wife a necklace for Christmas. The guy asked me if I would like it gift wrapped. I told him yes and asked him to make it look as horrible as possible. He pulled out a roll of tape and said “as you wish sir”
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via When dat booty so nice it brings Albert Einstein back to life…
via I trusted you.
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via If my ex-wife could find a way to accomplish this she would.
via What’s on TV these days.
via My dogs first experience in the snow lol
via Remember when Godzilla attacked Rochester, NY?
via When Amazon should be here any minute now.
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