30 Funny words For “Fart”

A post we can all get behind.

30. Cutting the cheese
29. Roaring from the rear
28. Rebuilding the ozone layer
27. The lean mean bean machine
26. Sphincter siren

25. Thunder from down under
24. Fragrant foof
23. Doing the one cheek sneak
22. Free jacuzzi
21. Nut knocker

20. Saluting my shorts
19. Ringing the Taco Bell
18. Floorboard lifter
17. Firing a stink torpedo
16. Mouse on a motorcycle

15. White Castle’s revenge
14. Just calling your name
13. Passing the ass gas
12. Floating an air biscuit
11. Stomping on the barking spider

10. Fartrogen dioxide
9. The cry of the imprisoned turd
8. Pop a fluffy
7. Launching an air loaf
6. Horton hears a poo

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5. Anal exhale
4. Vladimir Pootin’
3. Insane in the methane
2. Colon bowlin’
1. Blasting the butt tuba

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